quit smoking jokes
how do i quit smoking ?
when i tried before rage builds up inside of my chest , my chest gets an irritating hulkamania sensation to where i fell like i can bench 500 pounds all the wrong my friends have done to me resurface in my head and instead of being forgiving i want to kick the teeth out of their mouth , hate builds up inside of me , but i have more energy and can breathe better but smoky treats are better than hurting others feeling i tried the gum and it gave me mad heart palpitations because i am still stressed about not smoking stressed about lifeand the nicotine in the gum is too much at once , so some adivce here i relay want to quit and i felt like commiting a crime and going to jail for a month to quit i am not joking!
It sounds like you need more than just help with quitting smoking. I am not trying to be a funny guy or anything but I think you need some help to deal with your anger issues.
I can help you to quit smoking but that is as far as my advice can go.
Smoking is more of a psychological addiction than a physical one. If you really want to quit you must discover the reasons why you smoke and then eliminate or change these thought processes. As soon as I dealt with my psychological reasons for smoking I quit, first time and more importantly for good.
It sounds like you believe that smoking relaxes you and relieves stress, this may be hard to believe but it is actually the opposite. Smoking elevates your anger and stress levels because your cravings just add to the negativity you already feel.
When you smoke you only deal with the added cravings and this eases some tension but it is only the tension you get from your cravings.
Once you deal with the psychological side of smoking it reduces the physical cravings making it far easier to quit.
Visit our site to join our inspirational 12 day e-course. You can also download our free book ’36 Powerful Superfoods’ to help fight weight gain and start mending damage caused by smoking.
I hope I have helped, good luck.
Ps I hope you read this Josh seeing as you dont allow people to contact you. I was a smoker for 16 years and tried every method in the book to quit. I am offended by your comments because I know exactly what people go through when they quit do please dont direspect me and say that I dont know. I totally disagree with your opinion but that doesn’t mean I am about to slam you for expressing them.
|
|
How I Quit Smoking $7.99 How I Quit Smoking |
|
|
100 Ways to Quit Smoking $11.93 100 Ways to Quit Smoking |
|
|
How to Quit Smoking $6.68 How to Quit Smoking |
|
|
Quit Smoking Hotline $10 Quit Smoking Hotline – Nick Di Paolo |
Categories: Quit Smoking Tags: awesome, funny quit smoking jokes, joke, jokes,, quit, quit smoking jokes, smoking
funny quit smoking
I know I have my reasons, and you? Me: It was boring, dragged me all around were losing, which gave no results, I was sucked into a world full of strange people with guns (ha ha funny story) waste of money / time, people do not wanted to kno I started the capture, two for me, my career is more important than Smokin, etc. ……….
I do not think there is no need to stop smoking if you know how moderate. I have friends who smoke some weed with it and I love all my other friends. I did some of my best memories are high.
|
|
How I Quit Smoking $7.99 How I Quit Smoking |
|
|
100 Ways to Quit Smoking $11.93 100 Ways to Quit Smoking |
|
|
How to Quit Smoking $6.68 How to Quit Smoking |
|
|
Quit Smoking Hotline $10 Quit Smoking Hotline – Nick Di Paolo |